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Top 10 Most Hilarious Simpsons Quotes

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Top 10 Most Hilarious Simpsons Quotes Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // TIMESTAMPS BELOW Have a Top 10 idea? Submit it to us here! http://www.WatchMojo.com/Suggest Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and the whole gang have said some pretty memorable quotes throughout the show's 28 seasons. We'll be looking at some of the funniest and greatest quotes and phrases from The Simpsons, such as "Sex Cauldron," "You Don't Win Friends with Salad", "I Am So Smart", "I Used To Be With It", and "Full of Chocolate." Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 Simpsons Quotes. #10. Loneliness & Cheeseburgers #9. You Don’t Win Friends with Salad #8. Making People Happy #7. Sex Cauldron #6. Stupid Sexy Flanders #5. That’s Unpossible #4. Full of Chocolate #3, #2, #1: ??? Have an idea you want to see made into a WatchMojo video? Check out our suggest page at http://watchmojo.com/suggest and submit your idea. Our Magazine!! Learn the inner workings of WatchMojo and meet the voices behind the videos, articles by our specialists from gaming, film, tv, anime and more. VIEW INSTANTLY: http://goo.gl/SivjcX WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at shop.watchmojo.com WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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W0lfi 18 (9 days ago)
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Monica Reyes (9 days ago)
These quotes are bad and you should feel bad.
ShadowRaven790 (12 days ago)
Please do a top ten Ralph Wiggum quotes some day
Martin Kühle (16 days ago)
Where was steamed hams on this list
Ben Butcher (17 days ago)
My personal favorite homer quote is when he asked a question that not only does it answer itself but the irony he doesn't get it himself is off the charts. Homer: Why do things that happen to stupid people always happen to me?
I've seen all of the episodes and I was born in 2008
Shaniafan1 (19 days ago)
The episode where marge redecorated the student pick up area- Helen says There's a elephant in the house Marge- My husband is not an elephant Homer- marge do we have any peanuts 😂 Laughter- that had me in stitches because of an inside joke between me and my wife 😂
Shaniafan1 (19 days ago)
When I was a kid I made fun of the Lisa the vegetarian but hey now I'm vegan 😂 but that still makes me laugh. And vegetarian and vegan is a lifestyle not a diet lol.
Shaniafan1 (19 days ago)
sideshow bob- to Bart I found your hidy hole- Bart to mill house- he said he found my hiney hole 😂 that made me laugh more than it should.
PK B (25 days ago)
Where’s ‘Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right’
Royal Wolf (1 month ago)
"Family head count pointy , pointy , spiky , stylish hahhh where's baldie." -marge simpson (episode : old yeller belly)
the cat bros (1 month ago)
But I like salad ;-;
Mary Nicolino (1 month ago)
Uniformly homers talk with Bart about women
DrDman14 (1 month ago)
As a vegetarian i think the song 'You don't make friends with salad' is funny and catchy.
Lily Girl (1 month ago)
Not that this deserved to be on the list, but my favorite quote is, (he's dancing on good homer's grave), "I am evil homer! I am evil homer! I am evil homer!" If you want to check it out, it's in season 4 called whacking day.
Lily Girl (1 month ago)
And (he's thinking this), "You don't want to know what I think. Just look was and say do'h." "Do'h."
Escapism (1 month ago)
this woman's dissections sure ruins these jokes
Sidvicous Wisconsin (1 month ago)
Banana Bread !!!?????
Donna Haynes (1 month ago)
"OH NO! THE EPIPHA-TREE!"- Homer, "The Simpsons Movie"
dave41184 (1 month ago)
As Ranier Wolfcastle (aka McBain) aptly put, 'that's the joke'.
Some Random Callie Fan (1 month ago)
*SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!*
155chipmunkz (1 month ago)
Downvoting this video? That’s a paddlin’.
Team 225 (1 month ago)
"Dear Homer, I.O.U one emergency donut. Signed, Homer" "Bastard! He's always one step ahead!"
bessie (1 month ago)
Oh the irony of that 'Help Wanted' sign.. *7:50*
Cookies_and_Pusheen123 (1 month ago)
Ralph: I like men now
Phill (2 months ago)
''So, Mr. Simpson you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in you're defense? Mr. Simpson you're silence will only incriminate you further. No, Mr. Simpson don't take you're anger out on me. Get back, get back. Mr. Simpson noooooooooooo. ''Dramatization may not have happened''
Draco Star (2 months ago)
"Go Back To Russia!" -Barney.
Crashman 1005 (2 months ago)
My favorite one is apu when he said "clean up in isles 3. 2. 1."
CartoonFan 18 (2 months ago)
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Why isn’t that one there?
Evan Banks 27 (2 months ago)
5:47
Tala is the best (2 months ago)
Stupid Sexy Flanders!
slackerofhell (3 months ago)
“And now for the paddling of the swollen ass.” “Mrs. Simpson. I killed my pencil.” “You BROKE your pencil.” “I BROKE it.” Couple of my faves. That Hell’s Satan’s episode is a classic.
DEM Gaming (3 months ago)
You left out possibly my favorite, or at least most used, Simpsons quote. Ned Flanders from Hurricane Neddy telling Lenny, "and as for you...I don't even know who you are but I'm sure you're a jerk!"
Pedro Solis (3 months ago)
How is Abe not half of this list
Nurox (3 months ago)
10 minutes for 10 quotes, thanks youtube
Matthew Minelli (3 months ago)
(Homer wants to buy a gun) Cashier: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
Gx Brawler (3 months ago)
Right before Skinner said virgin, I had an ad pop up
bbSouthstreet (3 months ago)
“I’ll be back! You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever! And when they get in, I’m back on the streets with all my criminal buddies! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!” -Sideshow Bob I’m cracking up just writing that.
Paycho girl (3 months ago)
"I am so smart , s.m.r.t , I mean s.m.a.r.t " first time I heard it I heard the a I didn't realise he spelt it wrong then I rewatched it and joined in
BBQ Chris (3 months ago)
I wish everyone watching this their dream life
Brendon Luce (4 months ago)
Mine is spider pig
Greg Hex (4 months ago)
The ones I've said the most to with my friends when I was younger are "I'm learnd-ing" and "that's unpossible". Ralph is the comedy King
aritus33 (4 months ago)
Don’t do what Donny Don’t does
aritus33 (4 months ago)
“Hello Mr Thompson” *Steps on foot* Homer “I think he’s talking to you” How the best quote from the best episode never made the list I don’t know. I’m also partial to the max power quote Homer “theres the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way” Bart “Isn’t that the wrong way?” Homer “Yes but faster”
Ivan Kinakin (4 months ago)
i am so smart. s-m-r-t
Matej Ahačič (4 months ago)
Smrt = death in slovenian
facespaz (4 months ago)
"Engine block eggs... If we can keep these down, we’ll be sitting pretty." -Chief Wiggum
David Henderson (4 months ago)
A) The best Homer quote: I believe the children are our future...unless we stop them now!" B) These quotes are good, but the videos, which waste too much time explaining why we should find them funny, are insulting. We're not complete morons, after all.
Ivan Kinakin (4 months ago)
stupid sexy flanders
Patrick Hunt (4 months ago)
"What's the matter Homer? Never seen a naked chick in a clam shell before?"
AwpWilliams (4 months ago)
Marge: (Inside a car getting wrecked by another car.) Homer: QUIT BANGING MY WIFE!
LPS_FruityCake (4 months ago)
I am so smart s m r t! Ha ha ha hA
Kramregnomnori (4 months ago)
MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE! MOE!
Kramregnomnori (4 months ago)
“Honey, just because I don’t care it doesn’t mean I don’t understand” Homers greatest quote ever!!!
4ndr3c3s4r1n0 (4 months ago)
“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”
svdd sosa (4 months ago)
_DENTALPLANLISANEEDSBRACES_ _DENTALPLANLISANEESSBRACES_ LMFAO
classicalhero7 (5 months ago)
Lisa is a nut she wears a rubber butt and every time she turns around it goes putt putt.
Covington Smirk (5 months ago)
Smithers cant sit in the line at the ER.
Golden Rhino Teddy Bear (5 months ago)
*Eat my shorts*
Caledonian Productions (5 months ago)
Stupid Flanders
Grape Potatos (5 months ago)
And moon pies. What a time to be alive
Juanesha Franklin (5 months ago)
Hope you all brought forks and plates!
Paula Wolanski (5 months ago)
Homer talking about the Springfield police: They couldn't even catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party. Bart points at Milhouse sitting next to him.
Paula Wolanski (5 months ago)
Bart: I got a girl pregnant Homer: Simpson men get the job done....It's tragic, really. I mean what kind of a tramp gets knocked up before she's married? Marge: Me!!! Homer: I mean in this day and age when the link between sex and pregnancy is well known.
Paula Wolanski (5 months ago)
"Oh lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee...mmmmmmmmm....................sacrilicious."
Dhiyamations (5 months ago)
Steam Hams
Decipher Axolotl (5 months ago)
To alcohol is my favourite quote
Ishotubro973 (5 months ago)
homer acter spelled it wrong the show thought it was funny so they didnt remove it
Inspirational Quotes (5 months ago)
Best quotes Ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qzOxrOln-c
missemmit90 (5 months ago)
Homer: “Look, that kid’s got bosoms!” Üter: “Don’t make me run! I’m full of chocolate!” Howling 😂😂😂😂😂
Houmsterbäck (6 months ago)
Sideshow Bob: "Rakes. My old arch-enemy." Bart: "But I thought I was your old arch-enemy." Sideshow Bob: "I have a life outside of you, Bart."
Houmsterbäck (6 months ago)
"Homer, here's a scientist who wants to help you!" "Batman?" "No." "Batman's a scientist." "It's not Batman."
Charles Collins (6 months ago)
The s-m-r-t was a mistake but it was so funny they kept it in there
Arg14 ' (6 months ago)
you missed "I didn't do it"!!!
Najim Ep (6 months ago)
Top ten smartest things holmer ever has done
Aya Yatsumura (6 months ago)
Top Tenm Osthi Lariou Ssimpso Nsquotes
Parental Advisory (6 months ago)
You guys legit missed the best quote of all cartoons ever “suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god every time we go to church we make the real one angrier and angrier” like how could You guys miss that
andgate2000 (6 months ago)
"which ones the any key?"
Kool kyas (6 months ago)
What about eat my shorts!?
Isak Nykvist (6 months ago)
*chuckles* Im In Danger :D
"I'm trying to be a sensitive father you unwanted moron!" My favorite quote
Lone Star (6 months ago)
Homer jumping out of sewer: _"The Bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"_
Sean Charlie84 (6 months ago)
Make a Ralph wiggam top 10 quotes. My cats breath smells like cat food 😂😂
C0w Official (6 months ago)
SMRT means Death
90's Girl (6 months ago)
" He puts the " U " in " Impruuvement."-Troy McClure.
Brad Pike (6 months ago)
#2 was actually my #2 favorite. "Marge send the kids to the neighbors I'm coming home loaded" has to be my favorite
maletiger03 (6 months ago)
Ummmm Homer my eyes are up here. I’ve made my choice.
SnookerWither (6 months ago)
I call the big one bitey
Thomas Gelke (6 months ago)
wtf. "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
DatMattOfficial (7 months ago)
What about "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!"
peacefuljeffrey (7 months ago)
The entries on this list suck. There are hundreds of better quotes.
peacefuljeffrey (7 months ago)
You talked right over the second half of the “making people happy” speech! Why cite it on the list only to not let us fucking hear the entire thing?! That was really stupid.
Unknown User (7 months ago)
_We are talking about S E X in front of the C H I L D R E N_
Unknown User (7 months ago)
Most of these are in the hit and run game
Nicole White (7 months ago)
Help me Jebus !
CRAZYD3MON96 (7 months ago)
I swear "Le grille what the hell is that?" should have been at least an honorable mention.
Kelsey Bowman (7 months ago)
My ding-a-ling?????
WhiteFangofWhoa (7 months ago)
'SAVE ME, JEBUS!'
Tawain TV (7 months ago)
"Women are more like beer...they smell good they look good...you'd even step on your mother just to get one! But you can't stop there you gotta drink another woman!" -Homer J. Simpson My favorite Simpson's moment!😂
jay63811 (7 months ago)
Sax-a-ma-phone, Sax-a-ma-phone
_____ Forever_____ (7 months ago)
Super Nintendo Chalmers?

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